Welcome to the third edition of the Celtics roundtable. Since Weekly Roundtable was so anticlimactic and exciting as Klay Thompson shooting uncontested shots, the Celtics Roundtable is here to bring the fire. I am joined by two of three regular co-hosts of the Roundtable, with the third being a gay fuck who didn't reply to the PM.

The shock upon realizing that Crax isn't here to be a part of #CR3.

1. How much do you miss Ante in Green?

Vince: 0.0001%

Crax: :mark2:

Bounce: It's not the same to cheer for Green when Envy is controlling them. 89%

Bryan: The green fit his personality. I think he's terribly boring in Portland. Padding stats with Lillard is laughable. At least 85 percent.

2. Better shot: Halfcourt shot w/ Rose or Halfcourt shot w/ Nate?

Bounce: Nate.

Vince: Nate of course.

Bryan: Nate because it's in good spirits.

Crax: :mark2:

3. If CPU King Sukan isn't the CPU King anymore do you think there's something wrong with the world we live in?

Crax: :mark2:

Bryan: CPU Bounce and CPU Crax are the new kings of the CPU.

Vince: Yes.

Bounce: Definitely.

4. How sorry will Vince be once he realizes that Pittman had Bruiser + Brick Wall, and does that make Pittman better than any other center in the league?

Bryan: He doesn't need Pittman when he shoots 350 three pointers with Ray Ray per year.

Bounce: Yes.

Vince: Don't worry bruddah, I have something up my jersey.

Crax: :mark2:

5. If Season One was the Victim Era, does that make Season Two the Ruthless Aggression Era?

Bounce: I feel offended by this question, I quit.

Vince: Fgt Era IMO.

Crax: :mark2:

Bryan: Too early to tell what era this will be. The #VictimEra took about 2 weeks to happen last time. #Patience

6. Do you miss the days when Vince was away?

Bryan: No...ever since I hit that fast break three against him with GWall and he subbed his entire starting 5 out immediately I've loved him even more. And then when he tried to steal Mo Williams for nothing I got a boner in my sweatpants.

Crax: :mark2:

Bounce: The most pleasant 3-4 days ever. Minus his Twitter.

Vince: I didn't miss you guys at all

7. Who's fault was the Season One death:
a) Bryan's for advancing
b) Vince's because he made us rush the playoffs
c) both

Bounce: c) both

Vince: Ante for being a fgt.

Crax: :mark2:

Bryan: Clearly I'm at fault here. I'm the one who froze the schedule. I'm the one who advanced to the playoffs early. I'm the one who put a moron in charge of advancing to the 2nd round.

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Thank you for your time. Obviously the bar was raised by this roundtable, and we can only hope the next weeks edition of Weekly Roundtable will actually have some intriguing questions. Otherwise #CR4 will make a cameo.

GO GREEN!

Vince #butthurtvictim

Bryan = crybaby

Me = happy

#Whogizashitabouthis

^that was uncalled for

lol, me padding stats, I don't have players to score, so Lillard and LMA do the 80% of scoring brah...



Hypocrisy ftw...

^still uncalled for

Can I get a #BEATLA shirt?

:brow2:

As long its not a "Beat CPU_LA" shirt. Paul has been quiet last day. :(

#SaddaysforISBA

sorry

:mark2: smiley did his best to replace you

350 3s FTW

My stat pad was in a computer game. How dare you compare that to a human game.

Copyright infringement for stealing my screenshot and using it in your reply too ffs

Crax answers >

our game was ok, no complaints, his role players turned up, mine didn't, also lillard made a lot of contested shots, happens

I'm sure your game was OK. Just because I'm not a Lillard dick rider Ante just assumes I'm out to get him. I'm glad he took Portland and ditched NOLA. That was a disaster waiting to happen. At least now he has the horses to compete for a title, especially if Paul is out of the picture (Which I hope not)

Fuck lillard

And fuck that useless drug addict birdfgt. Asswipe druggie apparently jumps over my roster

#BirdmanForever

I do find it comical he's so good on 2k13. Based on what exactly? Him being benched last year? No NBA team picking him up this year? #Shrug

2k loves to overrated random people tho

Jerryd Bayless should be on the 2k HOF for being amazing EVERY year. Although now that he has a respectable ovr & slowest shot ever, it's just not the same

Bryan wrote:

I'm sure your game was OK. Just because I'm not a Lillard dick rider Ante just assumes I'm out to get him. I'm glad he took Portland and ditched NOLA. That was a disaster waiting to happen. At least now he has the horses to compete for a title, especially if Paul is out of the picture (Which I hope not)

I agree

Trade him to me then. Docta is avail.