Hello ISBA world,

welcome to the ISBA Awards, where the unexpected happens, let's get it rolling.
We will put the definition of the awards below each award and the "projected" candidates for the award. Please, sit back, have a cup of shut the fuck up and enjoy like a motherfucker (or just don't bother :roll: ).

The list of awards:

1. "Chris Duhon Award"

The Definition of the Chris Duhon Award: The cream of the crop of ISBA, or how the French say  "crème de la crème", the player who wins this award will go to ISBA greatness and be right there up with Chris Duhon, Brian Scalabrine and Andris Biedrins.

IN HD:

(I'm sorry for my China and Taiwan fans, they can't see this video)

    Seven candidates, why seven? They say 7 is the perfect number, if you don't like it, you can get the fuck out, it's my topic (Eddie Murphy's father drunk voice).



 

Candidates:

1. The King of the South, often called as "The King", the alfa male, LeBreezy Brony Bron James, the best player in the world, coached by one of the best coaches in ISBA, LeBron James. Championship or bust is the flow only LeBron knows. The question is will the King live up to the pressure and win the prestigious award and win the championship?
:bosh: 
Projected stats: 21 ppg 5 apg 5 rpg
#KingMe #Breezus #LeBreezy #LeKyirie





2. The "Chi Town saviour" aka the most hated ISBA persona after hatr (#hatehatr chants outside of our ISBA office are heard and some Go Green chants by a 6'1 white dude).

So Derrick Rose and coach KJ are against the whole ISBA world, nobody likes them and the only way they can shut up the critics is to win it all and maybe grab the Chris Duhon award ey?
 
Projected stats: 22 ppg 5 apg 2 spg
#Laptoplulwut? #Chitown4life






3. The "New Hakeem in Houston" (lol I can't say this with a straight face).  
Anyway Dwight Howard and coach Luka will begin their quest for the "Chris Duhon" award on Monday and somehow the ISBA world always forgets about Luka and Rockets and he's probably a top 3 coach here, but he never won anything. :rondo: 
The opportunity is here, the Dwightmare begins (sorry James Harden).  

Projected stats: 15 ppg 9 rpg 3 bpg and 3234 ft's missed
 
#BrokeAsFuckWhoresWeedHennessyTheHolyTrinity #FuckHashtags #Dwightmare






4. The "Swaggy Monster" in Washigton D.C aka John Wall coached by the "Swag Master" Leroy. Oh boy how much stories we heard about this duo. It's going to be epic if John Wall wins the "Chris Duhon" award, why? Well Mr.Swag will finally get the credits for the "BEST IN THE WORLD" thingy. John Wall is the people's champ (or only Bryan's champ?), nvm. Watch John Wall this season, the beast will be unleashed, motherfukkkin MONZTAHHHHHHHHH!!!!


Projected stats: 18 ppg 8 apg 3 rpg 2 spg
#StealinWiFiBeatingYourA$$&EatinAsianPussy #HairyUKwhores #SWAG #SecretlyWeAreGay





5. The "Dr.TryHard" with the crazy "Triple Double" Rajon Rondo. The Celtics already got impressive wins with Rajon leading the pack. So, what the future holds? Rajon will need to get the 1st or 2nd seed so he can move up in these standings because the East is stacked, it won't be easy.

Projected stats: 14 ppg 9 apg 4 rpg 2 spg
#GoGreen #TryHard #Ihavenoinspirationsforthishashtagbs






6. The "Future" and his Indiana team is playing .500 basketball, but when they start figuring it out they'll end on a high note. The only thing leaving Hrvoje and "The Future" from the "Chris Duhon" award is their will, will they want it enough?
God knows.

Projected stats: 17 ppg 4 rpg 3 apg 1spg
#SimmonsTheDevil #BlueCollarGoldSwaggerGoldCollarBlueSwagger #Stamina #BigDawg






7. The "Chuckster", one of the most lovable players and coaches in the ISBA world. Dexter and Steph are the great love story in ISBA, they fit perfectly, the style, the swagger, the careless attitude, we all love it except Leroy, he doesn't like good ol' Chuck. Oh well, our efficient Chucker has the same story as "The Future" and Hrvoje, will they want it enough?
God knows.

Projected stats: 15 ppg 7 apg 2 spg
#OoohhhhhCaaanaaadaaaa #lllooollllCaaaanaaadaaa


The others will need to work their asses to get in the top 7.

To be continued...

LeBron, Rondo, John Wall or GTFO

I like that pic of Steph and his bride. Such a white person photo. No wonder Leroy hates him.

Probably LeBron, maybe Kobe on overachieving CPU Lakers.

Stephs wife>

I forgot to ask, whats the quarter lenght?

8 min.

Cheers  

Lol @ lebrons photo.. I don't even know what to say

Steph's photo is so awful that's it's acceptable. That might be worst thing I've seen in my life

Idk who has more swag Paul George or John Wall on these pictures  ...

LeBron just having fun, lovely to see him with a violine...Steph's just being a gentleman...

I'd like to nominate MCW for MVP consideration after his recent performance against Rondo and the Celtics.

1 pts, 4 rebs, 5 asts, 0-7 FG

He's on pace to surpass Raymond Felton for worst PG season ever.

0-7?

I didn't noticed that stat, lol that's fuckin' scary...

#Boots2Asses

Royce was really nice though...

Looks like Paul George might lose his place in the MVP race.  

Sharkless>

Moeseph will never make the list. He's as 2K commentary calls every other player, a stat sheet stuffer.
However if anyone ever was to have a 5-5-5-5-5 game on 2K it's him.