Subject: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:59 pm
First of all, we don't want anyone to be offended by this preview, it's only for #fun #ShotsThrown oh and C&C = champagning and campaigning
Welcome coaches and friends of ISBA, another exciting season has come to an end and we're ready for the Playoffs.
After 26-29 games that each team has played, we give you our opinions on our MVP aka the Chris Duhon Award and Coach of the year.
With no further ado, here are your MVP candidates from number 5 to number 1 (the winner).
The Chris Duhon Award:
5. John Wall
From left to right: Coach Leroy, Coach Ante holding a bottle of Hennessey, up drunk JJack kicking it with the crew (Leroy saying: "Don't know who invited this mfing chucker :rondo: ), down: random bitch who was with coach Leroy and coach Ante in a threesome (oh that's why Leroy and Ante had such a bad season for their standards C&C), John Wall and a guy who looks like Common :seraphin:
People will say, well he ain't a superstar, he can't win, this team isn't a contender, they aren't legit, but who wants to play John Wall and coach Leroy in the playoffs? I don't see no hands in the air. John had a nice season, basically 15 and 10 the whole season with nice FG percentage and some flashy plays, if his teammates wake up, this team should go to the ECF. The Swag is there, the try hardness in big games is there, the carelessness in reg. season is there too.
Stats: A Wins: B- Swag: A TryHardness: B+
4. James Harden James Harden after an early 1st round playoff exit
Why is he so low? Well simply because the Rockets play #TeamLukaMoreyBall and don't mind on Swag stuff and stats. But that doesn't mean that the bearded one doesn't belong on this list. The stats are pretty solid, above 15ppg a couple of assists and rebounds with sky rocking FG percentage. We don't have much to say for Harden except, keep that beard in shape and get your team a title.
Stats: B+ Wins: A+ Swag: lolSwag TryHardness: Only in big games
3. Damian Lillard Damian thanks Vince for giving him 99% of the TrailBlazers possessions #ShotsThrown
Vince: "How come Danny Green, I mean Damian Lillard isn't the MVP?" Ante: "My list, my article, kthxbye" Vince: "But you've said it in roundtable?" Ante: "I've changed my mind ffs" Vince: "Do you like my Danny Green trade?" Ante: "Which trade, I can't remember all 20 trades you had this season, remind me? pls" :lee2: Vince: Ante:
So Damian had a nice season, with low FG percentage, as Leroy would said Damian = . Maybe he's right. Poor Lillard, if the Pellies go deep, he'll get Tony Allen to guard his ass , Luka just got a heart attack , Vince's face on Lillard's preview = .
Stats: B+ Wins: A Swag: A TryHardness: If we rank it in ISBA, it goes 1.Ante, 2.Paul, 3.Vince So we give Damian an A-
2. Kevin Garnett KG giving Coach Bryan Hager dap after having a pretty successful season
What a season for KG. His numbers are 04' KG like, his defense is there, his leadership and hunger is also there. His coach loves him. He wouldn't trade him if he had one leg and had 70 yrs of NBA experience on his back. The will to win is there too for Coach Bryan with KG. After they beat the Warriors, this team with PP and Ray is legit. I bet KG gives this team a shot at the ISBA finals. The playoff format of one and done favors them well.
Stats: A+ Wins: B+ Swag: A+ TryHardness: C+
Oh and GO GREEN!
Wait for it, wait for it...The ISBA 2013/2014 Chris Duhon of the Year IS?
CHRIS DUHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Chris Duhon had a very...Wait a minute...Brain fart...
#Reboot
Rebooting still...........
Wait ffs........................
Whogizashithuh?
Ok....The 2013/2014 ISBA "Chris Duhon" of the year is:
1. STEPHEN "CHUCK" CURRY
Coach Hrvoje looking proud in that Warriors coach uniform
So where do we start, first of all this guy has the best commercial that an NBA player has ever made:
Then, this team isn't the first in the West simply because they don't want to face a try hard team in the first round (believe me, CPU>tryhards in playoffs, #ShotsThrownAtMyselfFTW). Stephen Curry will kill you if he gets on a roll, exhibit A:
Not only does he has swag, his teammates are really fun and they can go #BeastMode on ya:
The stats are there no doubt, pretty close to 50 90 40 and not to mention he won the MVP award for the ISBA All Star Game too. Coach Hrvoje finally is playing to win, at least his record shows it and that's why Chuck deserved this award, congtrats to Steph! GO GREEN!
Stats: A+ Wins: A Swag: Look at that dance FFS, A+ IS TOO LOW FOR THIS FELLA! TryHardness: F
And now ladies and gentleman,
Let me introduce you to the,
Coach Of the Year: Luka (right) and ISBA media insider David Jacoby having a nice warm drink in Zadar
Obviously Luka is the coach of the year, his only human loss is to New Orleans IIRC and this team is the first seed in the tough Western Conference and they simply cannot play a bad game, if they lose they just have some minor mistakes which the other team must take advantage of, but, the first seed brings them the 8th seed NOLA, the try hard fgt coach Ante. So, is this the good ol' Avery Johnson story from 2007? Dallas vs GSW? We'll see in the near future, for now, the ISBA COTY is Luka, congrats!
Interview with the COTY in beautiful Zadar:
(Coach Luka talks about how Zadar is very nice and how he started to drink machiatto and how ISBA has too much games and practices to attend, go figure (only 29), what a knucklehead )
That will be all for today, hope y'all enjoyed it!
Jesus Swagglesworth
LeoVuittonDon
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:44 pm
Lmao great stuff. Smh @ JJack in the back. Seriously, who invited him?
1 gripe: how does Gayg beat Wall in swag?? I DEMAND A RE-VOTE
Bounce
Govou_
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:47 pm
Awesome, worth the wait.
I think I got Chuck to 50% FG, 47% 3's, 95% FT's and he's sth like 3rd in scoring and 4th in assists. I still expect 2K to fuck him over and give it to LeBron or, heaven forbid, that fag DRose & his CPU team. As long as it's not Rose I'm fine with someone else taking it.
Actually KG & his 31.8 minutes per game might take it. Stats look super high.
Leroy jumped from 8-10 record in the roundtable to a 4th seed atj. Having no internet f'd him up IMO.
Bryan
Lorde NHL TU DD Leroy
Nibblesfly
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Thu Nov 14, 2013 9:57 pm
Yeah, KG averages like 24 min per gm ya damn hatr. MCW was the 31 min man until Crax started forcing losses on himself. I get the feeling DRose will win MVP. Doesn't deserve it over Charles Curry or "gayG" but #Life
Coach of the yr would be Golden State user or CPU Cavs
Leroy could murder us all in playoffs if he chose to. He's a very powerful man....like 120-15 ranked record etc
Vince
#KingMe
:roll:
V1NC323
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:03 pm
Oh you don't want me to talk about trades with yourlast minute attempts
Ante
TheMindfulOne
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:17 pm
It was just sniffing around, wasnt really aiming 100% for a trade, I'm not proud of it though...At least I didn't done them lol...nvm bruh, all good...Glad y'all like it...Luka coty, end of discussion...
Bounce
Govou_
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:29 pm
Just checked stats, Rose will win the MVP, smfh
Bryan
Lorde NHL TU DD Leroy
Nibblesfly
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:40 pm
^Looks that way to me too. My guess would be:
1. Rose 2. Curry 3. KG
MAYBE Curry over Rose.
I wish nba.com would start listing the award finalists. I'm curious who the 6th man of the year candidates are.
Ante
TheMindfulOne
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Fri Nov 15, 2013 7:24 am
Hrvoje could you make (like the champ thingy and the draft winner) for yourself and Luka, like COTY 13/14, coach the MVP 13/14 etc...That would be nice...
Luka
TornadoZadar
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:00 am
Good job, good effort
Bounce
Govou_
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:47 am
You mean the icon thing like this one?
Ante
TheMindfulOne
Subject: Re: #ISBAawards #Playoffs Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:06 pm
Subject: #ISBAawards #Playoffs 
Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:59 pm
oh and C&C = champagning and campaigning
C&C), John Wall and a guy who looks like Common :seraphin: 
:lee2: 
, Luka just got a heart attack 
, Vince's face on Lillard's preview = 
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Lorde 
